Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car.
– Garrison Keillor (1942-) |
Category Archives: Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor – Cats are intended to teach
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
– Garrison Keillor (1942-) |
Garrison Keillor – Intelligence is like four-wheel drive
Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.
– Garrison Keillor (1942-) |